Submitted by deesen on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 13:16

Glad you're back safely Mark.

Just thought I might float a consultant joke:-

"A consultant is a man who knows 101 ways to make love but doesn’t know any women." :P


Submitted by Sellars on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 16:55


As a connoisseur of Consultant jokes you might like this one:

" A Consultant is someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is................
..........and then charges you rental on the watch!"

Submitted by Mark McD on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 21:06

Thanks David, I split off the "jokes" messages to its own topic, for further joking.

;) Mark