Glad you're back safely Mark.
Just thought I might float a consultant joke:-
"A consultant is a man who knows 101 ways to make love but doesn’t know any women." :P
As a connoisseur of Consultant jokes you might like this one:
" A Consultant is someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is................
..........and then charges you rental on the watch!"
Thanks David, I split off the "jokes" messages to its own topic, for further joking.